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  • Chemistry labs: Tie your hair back. Wear lab coats. No shorts allowed. Safety goggles. Good walking shoes. Wear only certain kinds of socks. Don't sacrifice safety for modesty.
  • Physics Labs: If you got long hair you might want to tie it back.
  • Geology Labs: Here's a rock you can lick
  • Biology Labs: Try not to get it in your mouth
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niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

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doresque:

my talents include

  • blogging till 5am
  • crying immediately when someone’s yelling at me
  • neglecting my friends
  • shitwriting a 10-page-essay one day before the deadline
  • not moving for 6 hours
  • having 15 different emotions at the same time
  • fucking up every kind of human interaction

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mattmurdocky:

Pan: *white washes Tiger Lily to hell and back by casting Rooney Mara*

Pan: *receives overwhelmingly negative reviews*

Pan: *becomes the biggest box office flop of 2015*

me:

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gxylien: “thisissparta789789: “ spookakukai-nii: “ dreadnoughtrising: “ citrusheart-fr: “ immortalismortem: “ liquidglue: “ b just wear the seatbelt ” Mmmmmmm I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one and not everyone...
youvebeenkated: “ maghrabiyya: “ this is actually a very good idea, that prison looks fun and very comfy ” yes i too would like to hang out in kitty prison. ”
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